Ninja school!

August 18, 2003 - 6:46pm — bmann

You know you've always wanted to be a ninja. So why not attend Ninja School? Very, very, very funny. Here's a line from the Ninja Etiquette section:

Never show your real face. If you must show a face, it should be a very shiny mask. This is the only possible substitute.

Of course, once you are a ninja, you will need a proper ninja name. Mine is "Pissed Tiger".

Update: If you're interested in all sorts of Ninja stuff, check out Pirate Monkey Ninja.

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Comments

June 7, 2004 - 3:25pm — Anonymous

to whoever wrote stealth mode

you nothing but a liar and a young fool you cant even spell right so why the hell would anyone believe you. there is a hell of a lot more to ninpo that just weaponry disguise and stealth. there are things you would not even or could not even imagine. i will kill you...

June 7, 2004 - 3:23pm — Anonymous

your all dumbasses

im a real **** ninja, i train three times a week, i am only a low ranking ninja but im sure none of you can even say that. i know many things all of you fools dont and would gladly share the real truths behind all of your questions. DO NOT i repeat DO NOT believe most anything you have read on this page
btw i could kill probably any one of you before you could think up a **** stupid name like granny tiger
A TRUE name is ONI you know like demon...granny tiger, **** idiots
or even Sasuke or Kakashi they may be from manga but at least their not Granny Tigers, *cracks knuckles menicingly*

May 28, 2004 - 11:55pm — Anonymous

Name?

Any suggestions on a good ninja name for myself? (my names amanda and my email is allhopein_eclipse@hotmail.com if i dont reply:))

May 22, 2004 - 8:57am — Anonymous

Power

Does Ninjas have any supernatural power,as i've heard.

April 16, 2004 - 3:24pm — Anonymous

re: how to be a real ninja

i agree with you!!! and btw....arent they also called Shinobi? =P

February 9, 2004 - 7:01pm — Anonymous

ninja

i want become a an elite stealth ninja, learn all there is to know and destroy all who apposes me.

April 15, 2004 - 7:11am — Anonymous

stealth mode

i was brought up in korea and studied the ancient ninja way. my family turned from me because ninja was a japanese form. i have trained ninja for 55 years of mmy life. i started when i was actually 3. i was blessed in a clan, and not had any contact with the out side world till about ten years ago. my face was hidden in a mask, for supreme stealth. ninja is very hard to learn, if you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything. i have mastered all weaponry, climbing, shuriken throwing and disguise. also i have managed to anniolate over 100 foes.

April 10, 2004 - 10:48am — Anonymous

who's going againest you can

who's going againest you can I come?

February 3, 2004 - 7:39pm — Anonymous

ninja name

Pissed Tiger hahahahahaha. Mine would be Raging Monkey

January 14, 2004 - 10:14am — Anonymous

Hello, this is the same perso

Hello, this is the same person that said I want to be a ninja. can somone tell me where the best ninja school is. if you see this then please can you tell me the best ninja school you know because I reeeally want to be a ninja.

January 14, 2004 - 10:07am — Anonymous

I want to be a ninja. can som

I want to be a ninja. can somone tell me where the best ninja school is?

February 23, 2004 - 3:11am — Anonymous

thank you

thank you for telling me how to go to ninja school.my name is henry hooper and my annoying brother is STUPID.is your name mukado?

February 9, 2004 - 7:03pm — Anonymous

Mukado

go to japan and ask

April 16, 2004 - 3:20pm — Anonymous

^^v

LOL Mukado!! XD .. well im in luck 'cuz im goin to a boarding school in Japan! =P

December 31, 2003 - 8:22pm — Anonymous

how much i wana go to a ninja school

It's going to be cool and I will become faster,smarter,the best.I will obey my sensei and become a good ninja.I shall make people like ninjas.I shall be called "u.itachi".I hope the world will accept ninjas.I shall bring world peace.

November 23, 2003 - 4:50pm — Anonymous

pissed tiger?

Pissed Tiger? Drunken Ballhar more like!

April 10, 2004 - 10:35am — Anonymous

replay to Granny Tiger

If You think it's okay to say a word like that over the web then I got a word for you shut the Fuck up Granny Tiger

November 23, 2003 - 4:45pm — Anonymous

ninjutsu

You must all join thine Ninjutsu Clan dubbed,Order of the Disorder.
Disagree and the assassins of the Order shall pursue you to the ends of the Earth.

April 10, 2004 - 10:46am — Anonymous

talkin back

Them and what army your teddy bear

November 23, 2003 - 4:47pm — Anonymous

Clan

But of course. Plead alliegence to the Cause of the Way and you shall be spared.

April 10, 2004 - 11:03am — Anonymous

you just made that up right

March 19, 2004 - 3:06am — Anonymous

shadow

I want to become the best ninja in the world I want to become faster and learn how to use the enviorment to my advantage somebody tell the best school.

April 10, 2004 - 10:20am — Anonymous

how to get to a ninja school

if you want to then just go for it in japan work off your butt for moneny and go there over summer.

March 19, 2004 - 3:00am — Anonymous

ninja

I want to become the best ninja in the world I want to become faster and learn how to use the enviorment to my advantage somebody tell the best school.

March 19, 2004 - 2:52am — Anonymous

how to be a real ninja

You all on this site are a discrace to the real art of ninja. To be a real ninja you dont need to have a cool outfit or go on a killing spree. What you need is stealth, a good blade, and the ability to use the enviorment to your advantage. Plus you also need to be athletic so practice your speed by doing dashes. And practice your jumping ability by growing a corn stalk and jumping over it every day eventually your jump will get higher and higher. Good luck.

April 10, 2004 - 10:25am — Anonymous